iPhone Problems - Introduction

My iPhone is wondrous and I love it dearly, from its shiny back to its smudged and slightly sticky front. But while the features it has are (for the most part) extraordinarily well designed in terms of both usability and aesthetics, Apple seem to have clean forgotten to include some of the standards I was expecting. I'm by no means the first to point these out but, being someone who enjoys making lists, I'm going to detail them again.